{"id":11037,"date":"2025-02-07T12:23:15","date_gmt":"2025-02-07T20:23:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/?p=11037"},"modified":"2025-02-07T12:23:15","modified_gmt":"2025-02-07T20:23:15","slug":"larry-from-the-dmv-where-are-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/?p=11037","title":{"rendered":"Larry From The DMV, Where Are You?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I was told people spiritually grow in direct relation to their willingness to face and rectify errors. The ability to convert their failures into assets.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I love sitting quietly thinking about the daze of my life, unearthing old errors to bring failures back to present. For me to treasure; to hold close.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>&#8220;Would you change anything? Would you do it all over again? Or would you give away falling in love to avoid the inevitable pain of heartbreak?&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Seriously? You wanna get all &#8220;Lord Tennyson&#8221; with me? &#8220;Tis better to have loved and lost,&#8221; indeed. Fuck you. Fuck him. He didn&#8217;t love that one. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"719\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"11039\" src=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_0108-719x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11039\" srcset=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_0108-719x1024.jpg 719w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_0108-211x300.jpg 211w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_0108-768x1094.jpg 768w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_0108-1079x1536.jpg 1079w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_0108.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 719px) 100vw, 719px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"825\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"11041\" src=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_0164-825x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11041\" srcset=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_0164-825x1024.jpg 825w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_0164-242x300.jpg 242w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_0164-768x953.jpg 768w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_0164.jpg 1064w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 825px) 100vw, 825px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"459\" height=\"514\" data-id=\"11038\" src=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_0163.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11038\" srcset=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_0163.jpg 459w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_0163-268x300.jpg 268w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 459px) 100vw, 459px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"656\" height=\"680\" data-id=\"11040\" src=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_0107.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11040\" srcset=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_0107.jpg 656w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_0107-289x300.jpg 289w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 656px) 100vw, 656px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"http:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/happier.mp3\"><\/audio><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Olivia Rodrigo; &#8216;happier&#8217;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The worst part is chronic loneliness. 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The ability to convert their failures into assets. I love sitting quietly thinking about the daze of my life, unearthing old errors to bring failures back to present. For me to treasure; to hold close. &#8220;Would you change &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/?p=11037\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Larry From The DMV, Where Are You?<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[2665,2660,2661,2663,16,19,2659,2552,2662,2664],"class_list":["post-11037","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-billy-bob-thornton","tag-happier","tag-lewis-capaldi","tag-menahan-street-band","tag-neuroticattorney","tag-neuroticattorney-com","tag-olivia-rodrigo","tag-ramblings","tag-someone-you-loved","tag-the-traitor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11037","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11037"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11037\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11075,"href":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11037\/revisions\/11075"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11037"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11037"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11037"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}