{"id":12116,"date":"2025-05-10T19:01:35","date_gmt":"2025-05-11T02:01:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/?p=12116"},"modified":"2025-05-10T19:01:35","modified_gmt":"2025-05-11T02:01:35","slug":"jesus-died-for-your-ashley-madison-account-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/?p=12116","title":{"rendered":"Jesus Died For Your Ashley Madison Account"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Benson, Arizona is about 50 miles southeast of Tucson. Founded in 1880, Benson was named after Judge William B. Benson, who was a friend of the Southern Pacific Railroad that was heading east at the time from California in order to find passage over the San Pedro River. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Although Benson doesn\u2019t have a notorious past like its neighbor, Tombstone, Benson is well-known for being the location of the Jay Six Ranch, where Joe and Jack Kennedy worked as ranch hands in the spring of 1936; both reportedly being very hard workers at the time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"470\" data-id=\"12143\" src=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/dollhairone-1024x470.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12143\" srcset=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/dollhairone-1024x470.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/dollhairone-300x138.jpg 300w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/dollhairone-768x353.jpg 768w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/dollhairone-1536x705.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/dollhairone-2048x941.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"453\" data-id=\"12144\" src=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/dollhairtwo-1024x453.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12144\" srcset=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/dollhairtwo-1024x453.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/dollhairtwo-300x133.jpg 300w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/dollhairtwo-768x340.jpg 768w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/dollhairtwo-1536x679.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/dollhairtwo-2048x906.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/sumtims.mp3\"><\/audio><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">The Jesus And Mary Chain; &#8216;Sometimes Always&#8217;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Nowadays, there\u2019s not too much to report from Benson. A dusty town with a main street, The Thing? souvenir shop, and a McDonalds with a dinosaur in front. Said another way, Benson isn&#8217;t a place to stay, but rather it&#8217;s a place to stop on your way to Tombstone or the Kartchner Caverns.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Kartchner Caverns is worth a stop. Discovered in 1974, Kartchner has some amazing stalactites and stalagmites. Not as large as those in the Carlsbad Caverns, or the Crystal Caves in Bermuda, but Kartchner does have &#8220;the world\u2019s most extensive formation of brushite moonmilk.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-medium-font-size\">&#8212;ooOoo&#8212;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">I definitely wanted to get away, so stopping and hanging-out weren\u2019t on my agenda. I moved quickly through and out of California, taking Highway 49 through all of my favorite gold mining towns before heading out of California and into Nevada via Yosemite National Park and U.S. 6, which starts in Bishop, California and ends in Provincetown, Massachusetts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Murphys is my favorite gold mining town. Arising from the Stephens-Townsend-Murphy Party in 1844, the first immigrant party to bring wagons over the Sierra Nevada, Murphys has a unique voice in California history. I like to eat at the restaurant below the Murphys Hotel, which is one of the oldest operating hotels in California, and has names like Ulysses S. Grant and Mark Twain in its registry.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">In between leaving California and arriving in Benson, it\u2019s just one big hazy desert blur to me: Coaldale, Tonopah, Warm Springs; other than the Extraterrestrial Highway, which is a 98-mile stretch of Nevada State Highway 375 from U.S. 6 to U.S. 93, there\u2019s not much to note but the visible heat trails flowing in the wind. I would\u2019ve enjoyed abduction by aliens, so long as there was air conditioning.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"900\" height=\"500\" src=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/murp.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12148\" srcset=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/murp.jpg 900w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/murp-300x167.jpg 300w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/murp-768x427.jpg 768w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/murp-672x372.jpg 672w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/jesus.mp3\"><\/audio><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Sleepy John Estes; &#8216;Jesus Is On The Mainline (Live in Japan w\/ Hammie Nixon)&#8217;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Benson, Arizona is about 50 miles southeast of Tucson. Founded in 1880, Benson was named after Judge William B. Benson, who was a friend of the Southern Pacific Railroad that was heading east at the time from California in order to find passage over the San Pedro River. Although Benson doesn\u2019t have a notorious past &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/?p=12116\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Jesus Died For Your Ashley Madison Account<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2532],"tags":[2808,16,19,344,2212,2533,2211],"class_list":["post-12116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-aesthetic-ride","tag-jesus-is-on-the-mainline","tag-neuroticattorney","tag-neuroticattorney-com","tag-sleepy-john-estes","tag-sometimes-always","tag-the-aesthetic-ride","tag-the-jesus-and-mary-chain"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12116","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12116"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12116\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12151,"href":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12116\/revisions\/12151"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}