{"id":12218,"date":"2025-05-24T15:34:53","date_gmt":"2025-05-24T22:34:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/?p=12218"},"modified":"2025-05-24T15:37:14","modified_gmt":"2025-05-24T22:37:14","slug":"youre-not-a-problem-solver-youre-a-trouble-maker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/?p=12218","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;re Not A Problem Solver. You&#8217;re A Trouble Maker."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>My trouble&#8217;s different. I don&#8217;t get writer&#8217;s block due to having nothing to write. Please &#8211; I have fucking shitloads of material. In fact, I get writer&#8217;s block due to having <em>too many fucking things<\/em> to write; and, since I write everything in my head before typing a single word, my head sometimes explodes when trying to write a dozen or so things, all at the same time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Not enough bandwidth creates a blockage, a bottleneck of thoughts and ideas; and, I become a fart in a skillet, getting all manic, conflating stories, trying to crowbar one situation into another. For example, wouldn&#8217;t it be yummy if Dahlia hosted a pool party? Perhaps with a really open-minded friend of mine, and her hubby? I don&#8217;t golf, but a foursome sounds nice. <\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"928\" src=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/800px-Le_roman_de_la_luxure_tomes_3_et_4_p._116.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12252\" srcset=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/800px-Le_roman_de_la_luxure_tomes_3_et_4_p._116.jpg 800w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/800px-Le_roman_de_la_luxure_tomes_3_et_4_p._116-259x300.jpg 259w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/800px-Le_roman_de_la_luxure_tomes_3_et_4_p._116-768x891.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/nbywrng.mp3\"><\/audio><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Gaby Moreno; &#8216;Nobody&#8217;s Wrong&#8217;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The best way for me to penetrate the blockage, to crack the bottleneck, is to shotgun a post with anything and everything; to spew and expel out of me as much as possible. A &#8220;kitchen sink&#8221; post, with the goal being more toward a mental exfoliation. A scrubbing and deliberate removal of stale lingering words, to make way for something new &#8211; something fresh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">&#8212;ooOoo&#8212;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Twas simple. Existential depression. Nothing more. Nothing less.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What a crazy-odd picture. Why is he the center of attention in an overly dramatic manner? Why is she merely dangling over his shoulder with an unflattering expression? How bizarre. A picture does tell a story, I guess.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Do you regret sending her the letter? Writing things like bipolar?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Of the upperclass, me thinks. Sporting a spotless greaser, a quaffed jelly roll, with not a single hair outta place. Priceless and bizarre. Reminds me of a werewolf drinking a pi\u00f1a colada at Trader Vic&#8217;s &#8211; his hair was perfect.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nope. Not at all. She&#8217;s not my life, nor my suffering. It is what it is.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>How bizarre. Some say: &#8220;Marriage is just a piece of paper if it&#8217;s not a happy one.&#8221; Makes sense. So does: &#8220;Happy endings are best achieved by keeping the right doors locked.&#8221; No need to thank me. You&#8217;re welcome.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"819\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_2416-819x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12245\" srcset=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_2416-819x1024.jpg 819w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_2416-240x300.jpg 240w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_2416-768x960.jpg 768w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_2416-1229x1536.jpg 1229w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_2416.jpg 1440w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 819px) 100vw, 819px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/hwbizz.mp3\"><\/audio><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">OMC; &#8216;How Bizzarre&#8217;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">&#8212;ooOoo&#8212;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It took me a very long time to understand these lyrics:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>&#8220;Wish I didn&#8217;t know now what I didn&#8217;t know then.&#8221; &#8211;Bob Seger<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/agnstthewn-1.mp3\"><\/audio><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Bob Seger &amp; The Silver Bullet Band; &#8216;Against The Wind&#8217;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>Not for everything, especially romantic relationships, when I think:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>&#8220;I wish that I knew what I know now, when I was younger.&#8221; &#8211;Faces<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/ooolala.mp3\"><\/audio><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Faces; &#8216;Ooh La La&#8217;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">&#8212;ooOoo&#8212;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I have a new definition of love. New to me, but a long time in the making, and I suspect mine will never be consecrated or ordained by the church.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Simply put, I&#8217;ve totally transcended the nuclear family. I no longer need (or look for) a wife, and my child-rearing days are thankfully behind me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I don&#8217;t need a commitment, and expectations are useless junk. I want to, as St. Francis of Assisi once said, &#8220;wear the world like a loose garment.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"576\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/63468fe6ad543139df852961525da6ae-576x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12269\" srcset=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/63468fe6ad543139df852961525da6ae-576x1024.jpg 576w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/63468fe6ad543139df852961525da6ae-169x300.jpg 169w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/63468fe6ad543139df852961525da6ae.jpg 584w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/shady.mp3\"><\/audio><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">JJ Grey &amp; Mofro; &#8216;Your Lady, She&#8217;s Shady&#8217;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Attachment is one of the three poisons, one of the three Kleshas, one of the three unwholesome roots that lead to negative states of conscious.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m not suggesting apathy, nor encouraging isolation. I&#8217;m not saying don&#8217;t love or fall in love. Rather, I&#8217;m thinking best to engage and to be present.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To string a serious of continuous events, endless adventures, where sexuality and exploration intersect with love, making perpetual joy. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To be continued&#8230;   <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My trouble&#8217;s different. I don&#8217;t get writer&#8217;s block due to having nothing to write. Please &#8211; I have fucking shitloads of material. In fact, I get writer&#8217;s block due to having too many fucking things to write; and, since I write everything in my head before typing a single word, my head sometimes explodes when &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/?p=12218\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">You&#8217;re Not A Problem Solver. 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