{"id":12307,"date":"2025-06-05T19:41:50","date_gmt":"2025-06-06T02:41:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/?p=12307"},"modified":"2025-06-07T08:11:48","modified_gmt":"2025-06-07T15:11:48","slug":"the-trifecta-blonde-brunette-redhead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/?p=12307","title":{"rendered":"The Trifecta: Blonde, Brunette, Redhead"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8230; to be continued, indeed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Question: Why are you still reading these words? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It&#8217;s a good question, huh? I don&#8217;t read your website. I don&#8217;t peruse your journal. Fuck &#8211; We don&#8217;t even talk anymore, so what&#8217;s the deal here?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jake leans back in his chair, twirls his hair, and says: &#8220;Careful. I&#8217;m not the most healthiest guy on the planet. I have demons you haven&#8217;t met yet.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She don&#8217;t care. She&#8217;s in Bermuda, on an island in the heat, about ready to fuck a boy on a balcony. She&#8217;s gonna cum to the sounds of Nat King Cole.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And then what? What next? What after? More drinks? Good times?<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"735\" height=\"463\" src=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/hhh.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12340\" srcset=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/hhh.jpg 735w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/hhh-300x189.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 735px) 100vw, 735px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/sumbdy.mp3\"><\/audio><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">R.E.V.O.; &#8216;Somebody That I Used To Know&#8217;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I don&#8217;t wanna be like the lady at the Super Quick. She complains about her life, each and every day. That would&#8217;ve been me, stuck in Villa Park.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m grateful for many experiences. Experiences I could&#8217;ve never had with you. You were too insecure, too jealous, too unkind, too beyond absent.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I remember sitting at a Starbucks listening to you tell me that I would regret breaking up with you; that I couldn&#8217;t\/wouldn&#8217;t live without you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>How incredibly sick of you to say. So cute too. Thank you for teaching me how to spot a narcissist, which is a skill that continues to help me to this day.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"518\" height=\"682\" src=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/IMG_2587.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12347\" srcset=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/IMG_2587.jpg 518w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/IMG_2587-228x300.jpg 228w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 518px) 100vw, 518px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/sumkinda.mp3\"><\/audio><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">The Velvet Underground; &#8216;Some Kinda Love&#8217; <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I don&#8217;t understand victim mentality. Sally says: &#8220;Show me on your heart exactly where the bad man hurt you.&#8221; For fucks sake. You? The victim?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m sorry, but heartless narcissistic cunts are not victims. They don&#8217;t even bleed. They merely breed and attach to another host. A human parasite.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>One can most surely experience cognitive dissonance in a relationship, always trying to justify the constant mental discomfort of being with you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I have no desire to get wet again. Been there, done that, like oh-so many others; and let&#8217;s be honest in that you just don&#8217;t have it in you anymore.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"720\" height=\"720\" src=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/IMG_2575.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12354\" srcset=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/IMG_2575.jpg 720w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/IMG_2575-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/IMG_2575-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/sounsil.mp3\"><\/audio><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Disturbed; &#8216;The Sound of Silence&#8217;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>You were a mirage. A novelty. A mere optical illusion, no different than one of those fucking autostereogram paintings &#8211; which I could never see.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>No matter how much I tried, how much I squinted, how much I gave it my all, I simply could never adjust my eyes enough to see you &#8211; to see depth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Query whether you ever existed, and who were you really all tangled up in blue. I dunno. Not my circus, not my monkeys, anymore. I&#8217;m good here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Which takes me back to Starbucks, and makes me think perhaps your comments were projection &#8211; that you couldn&#8217;t\/wouldn&#8217;t live without me.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"681\" height=\"641\" src=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/IMG_2573.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/IMG_2573.jpg 681w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/IMG_2573-300x282.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 681px) 100vw, 681px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/wlkinhom.mp3\"><\/audio><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Nat King Cole; &#8216;Walking My Baby Back Home&#8217;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>To be continued&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; to be continued, indeed. Question: Why are you still reading these words? It&#8217;s a good question, huh? I don&#8217;t read your website. I don&#8217;t peruse your journal. Fuck &#8211; We don&#8217;t even talk anymore, so what&#8217;s the deal here? Jake leans back in his chair, twirls his hair, and says: &#8220;Careful. 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