{"id":13122,"date":"2026-02-13T08:44:29","date_gmt":"2026-02-13T16:44:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/?p=13122"},"modified":"2026-02-13T09:47:36","modified_gmt":"2026-02-13T17:47:36","slug":"i-dont-wanna-be-a-kevin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/?p=13122","title":{"rendered":"I Don&#8217;t Wanna Be A Kevin"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I&#8217;m not a party girl. I may do &#8220;party shit&#8221; &#8230; but I&#8217;m not a party girl.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m not a picture guy. I don&#8217;t need to get attention from the band.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m not a clam. I answer questions and respond to inquires.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m not a cuckold. I won&#8217;t worship you from a gazillion miles away.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"420\" height=\"243\" src=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/kevin.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13125\" srcset=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/kevin.jpeg 420w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/kevin-300x174.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/justgig.mp3\"><\/audio><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Louis Prima &amp; Keely Smith; &#8216;Just A Gigolo&#8217;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I wanna partner. Someone to runaround with, and to have fun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I wanna be quiet. I don&#8217;t need to get attention from anyone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I wanna be reciprocated. Tired of being the only one sharing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I wanna find a real lover. Someone much, much more than a Kevin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not a party girl. I may do &#8220;party shit&#8221; &#8230; but I&#8217;m not a party girl. I&#8217;m not a picture guy. I don&#8217;t need to get attention from the band. I&#8217;m not a clam. I answer questions and respond to inquires. I&#8217;m not a cuckold. I won&#8217;t worship you from a gazillion miles away. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/?p=13122\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I Don&#8217;t Wanna Be A Kevin<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2529],"tags":[2536,2957,412,590,16,19],"class_list":["post-13122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dear-abbie","tag-dear-abbie","tag-just-a-gigolo","tag-keely-smith","tag-louis-prima","tag-neuroticattorney","tag-neuroticattorney-com"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13122","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13122"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13122\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13177,"href":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13122\/revisions\/13177"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}