{"id":9748,"date":"2012-02-26T09:48:00","date_gmt":"2012-02-26T17:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/?p=9748"},"modified":"2024-11-25T20:28:16","modified_gmt":"2024-11-26T04:28:16","slug":"i-remember-this-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/?p=9748","title":{"rendered":"My Chicago Times &#8211; Jake"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>You may recall my post about a month ago. I was very excited about Van Halen going on tour with David Lee Roth. However, betting the tour would end in a train wreck, I decided to purchase one of those amazing VIP Packages for one of their very first shows, thinking the boys could hold it together for at least the first week.&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"765\" src=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/14B77733-1E74-40B5-92D1-C4253F487286-1-1024x765.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9752\" srcset=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/14B77733-1E74-40B5-92D1-C4253F487286-1-1024x765.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/14B77733-1E74-40B5-92D1-C4253F487286-1-300x224.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/14B77733-1E74-40B5-92D1-C4253F487286-1-768x574.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/14B77733-1E74-40B5-92D1-C4253F487286-1-1536x1147.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/14B77733-1E74-40B5-92D1-C4253F487286-1-2048x1530.jpeg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"http:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/chicag.mp3\"><\/audio><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Luther Johnson; &#8216;Sweet Home Chicago&#8217;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I chose Chicago.&nbsp;&nbsp;I picked Chicago for the pizza, and the pizza was absolutely amazing! I made a great decision. Nothing comes close to real Chicago deep dish pizza. I\u2019m not going to tell you where, but there\u2019s really only one of two places. I would suggest going to both of them. I did twice.&nbsp;&nbsp;It sounded fabulous, until a freak storm shut down flights, and created a large \u201cgetting there\u201d problem for me, but I wasn\u2019t going to miss the show for anything, including a massive snow storm. I was looking forward to going to the pre-show party, and the backstage tour, and trying to get into some shenanigans all at the same time. Once in a lifetime.&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"765\" src=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_2909-1024x765.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9754\" srcset=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_2909-1024x765.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_2909-300x224.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_2909-768x574.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_2909-1536x1147.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_2909-2048x1530.jpeg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/rixi.mp3\"><\/audio><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Renee Zellweger; &#8216;Roxie&#8217;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Long story short, I pulled a couple of overnight stays in airports, mostly counting specks in squares of acoustical ceiling tiles. It was definitely a geometrical nightmare with sleep deprivation. Something along the lines of bamboo in the eyes. But I made it to the show on time, with bells on.&nbsp;&nbsp;I posted some up close pictures from the front row of the show under the photos section of my website. You should check them out. Also, I posted some pictures of Frank Llyod Wright\u2019s house, and my super secret pictures from the Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory too.&nbsp;&nbsp;In the end, even with the snow storm and travel delays, all were good times, and I would do it again!<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"765\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/5FAB66B4-0E92-46E4-9870-DE6AF9C125DC-765x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9757\" srcset=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/5FAB66B4-0E92-46E4-9870-DE6AF9C125DC-765x1024.jpeg 765w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/5FAB66B4-0E92-46E4-9870-DE6AF9C125DC-224x300.jpeg 224w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/5FAB66B4-0E92-46E4-9870-DE6AF9C125DC-768x1028.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/5FAB66B4-0E92-46E4-9870-DE6AF9C125DC-1147x1536.jpeg 1147w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/5FAB66B4-0E92-46E4-9870-DE6AF9C125DC-1530x2048.jpeg 1530w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/5FAB66B4-0E92-46E4-9870-DE6AF9C125DC-scaled.jpeg 1912w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 765px) 100vw, 765px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/creamman.mp3\"><\/audio><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Van Halen; &#8216;Ice Cream Man&#8217;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">&#8212;ooOoo&#8212;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I should also write about my trip to the accelerator lab. A must for any physics guy. But since I was there over a weekend, the place was closed, no access or tours going on. Thankfully, however, I met this nice young lady, a security guard, that was most helpful that afternoon.&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She was young, conservatively twelve years my junior. We knew each other for less than an hour. I forgot her name minutes after she told me. I still can\u2019t remember her name. It\u2019s possible that she never told me in the first place.&nbsp;&nbsp;An African American, petite, on duty security guard, at a national accelerator laboratory, protected by our armed military forces. And, while in full uniform with a utility belt, in an open area of the lab, which seemed a gazillion miles above a scientific marvel &#8211; nay, a scientific freak of nature &#8211; she, pressed up against that floor to ceiling glass, pushing me back hard with those youthful legs hidden under military grade trousers, almost causing me to break part of the interactive display showing a detailed piece by piece dissection of the tunnels below.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"765\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/252CF7D8-B69D-40A9-B5A9-492CD3FF68F2-765x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9759\" srcset=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/252CF7D8-B69D-40A9-B5A9-492CD3FF68F2-765x1024.jpeg 765w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/252CF7D8-B69D-40A9-B5A9-492CD3FF68F2-224x300.jpeg 224w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/252CF7D8-B69D-40A9-B5A9-492CD3FF68F2-768x1028.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/252CF7D8-B69D-40A9-B5A9-492CD3FF68F2-1147x1536.jpeg 1147w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/252CF7D8-B69D-40A9-B5A9-492CD3FF68F2-1530x2048.jpeg 1530w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/252CF7D8-B69D-40A9-B5A9-492CD3FF68F2-scaled.jpeg 1912w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 765px) 100vw, 765px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"http:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/sonpreac.mp3\"><\/audio><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Dusty Springfield; &#8216;Son of a Preacher Man&#8217;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Twas awesome. Game on. I\u2019m familiar with this move. I did not have any problem reciprocating, doing the old reach around the waist and undoing the utility belt routine. Her pants, heavy from the belt, dropped hard on the floor, making way too much of a sound given the delicacy of the situation.&nbsp;&nbsp;She didn\u2019t skip a beat. She didn\u2019t care about the belt. She didn\u2019t care about the sound. She didn\u2019t even care to look at me most of the time. She just kept looking out and over the accelerator below.&nbsp;&nbsp;She was hypnotized.&nbsp;&nbsp;She was mesmerized.&nbsp;&nbsp;It was like she was watching a scene from one of Georges M\u00e9li\u00e8s\u2019 fantastic moving pictures.&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A couple of times she pulled her hair back, tilted her head to the side, and sternly barked: \u201cBite my neck. Harder! What the fuck\u2019s your problem?\u201d\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0I was in love. Where did she come from? I wish we had more time.\u00a0\u00a0But this would be our only time.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"765\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/C3A1C878-D64D-4930-A658-1D9908D54401-765x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9764\" srcset=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/C3A1C878-D64D-4930-A658-1D9908D54401-765x1024.jpeg 765w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/C3A1C878-D64D-4930-A658-1D9908D54401-224x300.jpeg 224w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/C3A1C878-D64D-4930-A658-1D9908D54401-768x1028.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/C3A1C878-D64D-4930-A658-1D9908D54401-1147x1536.jpeg 1147w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/C3A1C878-D64D-4930-A658-1D9908D54401-1530x2048.jpeg 1530w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/C3A1C878-D64D-4930-A658-1D9908D54401-scaled.jpeg 1912w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 765px) 100vw, 765px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/why.mp3\"><\/audio><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Carpenters; &#8216;(They Long To Be) Close To You&#8217;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>She was so tight, so tight at first. I had to relax my nerves in order to get enough spit in my mouth, in order to get enough spit on my fingers, in order to simply help with the situation. But then it happened, we did good work together. Coupled with some more spit and one big tearing like push, I began thrusting my full length inside of her. I could hear a low moan, a noise that generally emanated from her throat area.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Her effort was outstanding! I don\u2019t know how she stayed up on her toes that whole time. Perhaps she\u2019s a\u00a0\u00a0dancer? Ballet? Classical? Or given her petite stature, perhaps she\u2019s just accustomed to assuming that position. Whatever the story, whatever the reason, she was truly amazing that snowy Chicago afternoon. What strength too. I can only recall the flats of her feet touching the floor once, while doing that cute \u2018back and forth thing\u2019 girls do while pulling their panties all the way down, and kicking them off and to the side with almost rhythmic like foot motion. It looks to be skipping anticipation.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"765\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/A4F35AFD-FE04-4975-A5B2-95B268AC241B-1-765x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9767\" srcset=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/A4F35AFD-FE04-4975-A5B2-95B268AC241B-1-765x1024.jpeg 765w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/A4F35AFD-FE04-4975-A5B2-95B268AC241B-1-224x300.jpeg 224w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/A4F35AFD-FE04-4975-A5B2-95B268AC241B-1-768x1028.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/A4F35AFD-FE04-4975-A5B2-95B268AC241B-1-1147x1536.jpeg 1147w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/A4F35AFD-FE04-4975-A5B2-95B268AC241B-1-1530x2048.jpeg 1530w, https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/A4F35AFD-FE04-4975-A5B2-95B268AC241B-1-scaled.jpeg 1912w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 765px) 100vw, 765px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/dista.mp3\"><\/audio><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Mammoth WVH; Distance&#8217;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Good question. I really don\u2019t know how it happened. I don\u2019t think she\u2019s one of us, although she apparently likes the same things. No, I think she was bored. She needed to get laid that afternoon, and\u00a0\u00a0I got fucking lucky, literally. It must\u2019ve been my turn that day.\u00a0\u00a0Or perhaps she holds a latent kink? A Mistress born in February. I was clearly under her control and dominion the whole time. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What\u2019s her scenario? Sorting out some dorky white guy that\u2019s walking confused and aimlessly around a locked-down government facility. After a brief moment of pause and reflection, wondering why the guards just didn\u2019t shoot me while driving past the gate, she thought perhaps it would be best to have sexual intercourse with me? How nice.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I love Chicago. The people are amazing!\u00a0\u00a0I think she was right though, you know, afterwards, when we were walking back downstairs, chatting about my visit, joking whether or not I enjoyed my tour. Perhaps I didn\u2019t understand what the guards were trying to yell at me. Perhaps the guards did mistake me (or my car) for someone else. Who knows. Who the fuck cares. Because when she spun around and dropped to her knees, finishing with me deeply in her mouth, quite frankly, I really didn\u2019t give a shit.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0I was just happy for not having been shot &#8230; and pleased that this was all happening.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video aligncenter\"><video height=\"720\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 1280 \/ 720;\" width=\"1280\" controls src=\"http:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/IMG_2893.mov\"><\/video><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>My Chicago Times<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Writer: Jake<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You may recall my post about a month ago. I was very excited about Van Halen going on tour with David Lee Roth. However, betting the tour would end in a train wreck, I decided to purchase one of those amazing VIP Packages for one of their very first shows, thinking the boys could hold &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/?p=9748\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">My Chicago Times &#8211; Jake<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2529],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9748","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dear-abbie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9748","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9748"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9748\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9775,"href":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9748\/revisions\/9775"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neuroticattorney.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}