Category Archives: Dear Abbie

This “Dear Abbie” category is an homage to a special online friend of mine, who inspired me to look at things through a new albeit much older lens. The focus here will be erotic, very much fetish-based. If you’re annoying and/or boring as fuck, then this is not the category for you.

Buddies In Fur

Not sure what to say. On that road again. Turning into the gate.

Jester’s available. All the way down on the right. Deep in the dark.

No more key. There’s a code. Stamped on your wristband. It glows.

Same room. Same mattress. Same locker. Same glory hole. Same.

Led Zeppelin; ‘Hey Hey What Can I Do”

Lookin for my street c’rner girl. Got a woman. Stay drunk all the time.

Lola whispers. Not always ’bout her. Sometimes it’s gonna be ’bout me.

I push her away. I walked through the door. Found her hole in the hole.

She fell to the floor. She got down on her knees, and we both agreed.

Billy Joel; ‘Tell Her About It’

Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls. Confusing in a mixed up world.

Doesn’t matter. Door opens. Rolled-up towel. Everything, one is willing.

Never takes long. Like pigs to a trough. Everyone enjoys a perfect penis.

Put through the door. Available for the taking. Sucked and fucked, done.

Foreigner; ‘I Want To Know What Love Is’

I can’t stop laughing… FFS – lol