Dear Abbie

I Don’t Wanna Be A Kevin

I’m not a party girl. I may do “party shit” … but I’m not a party girl.

I’m not a picture guy. I don’t need to get attention from the band.

I’m not a clam. I answer questions and respond to inquires.

I’m not a cuckold. I won’t worship you from a gazillion miles away.

Louis Prima & Keely Smith; ‘Just A Gigolo’

I wanna partner. Someone to runaround with, and to have fun.

I wanna be quiet. I don’t need to get attention from anyone.

I wanna be reciprocated. Tired of being the only one sharing.

I wanna find a real lover. Someone much, much more than a Kevin.